Funny Mother Quotes 2018

Funny Mothers Day Quotes 2018, Funny Mother

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"If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?"
-Milton Berle

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"It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
-Anon

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"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!"
-Sam Levenson

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A Daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.

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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.
— Cardinal Mermillod

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"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
-Anon

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"Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners."
-Anon
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A daughter is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous.
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"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
-Anon
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"The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents."
-John J. Plomp
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"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."
-William Feather
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"My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate."
-Anon
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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
-Phyllis Diller
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
-Calvin Trillin
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"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
-Buddy Hackett
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"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."
-Chinese Proverb
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"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."
-Anon
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When I tell you I Love You I don’t say it out of habit or to make conversation. I say it to remind you that YOU are the Best Thing that ever happened to me.
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"Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs."
-P.J. O'Rourke
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all!"
-Anon
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"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead."
-Jeff Shaw
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"Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income."
-Dave Barry
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"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."
-Erma Bombeck
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"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says 'keep away from children'"
-Susan Savannah
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"I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school."
-Anon
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"Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first."
-Mignon McLaughlin
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"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
-Ambrose Bierce
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I won’t always like who you are, but I will always love you. You will always be my child.
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Mother is a verb. It’s something you do. Not just who you are.
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"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once,
and by car forever after."
-Peter De Vries
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"Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too."
-Lionel
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"Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it."
-Robert Brault
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The more daughter knows the details of her mother’s life, the stronger the daughter.
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Mothers Day Sms For Friends

Mothers Day Sms For Friends, Cute Mothers Day Sms 2018

Mother's Day Sms English
Smiles Of Happy Sunshine,
Arms Of Everlasting Luv,
Touch Of Sweet Roses,
There Is Magic In The Air
Whenever Ur There,
Mother, Everything To U I Owe,
May All Pleasures Of Life Come Ur Way.
"Happy Mother's Day"

Cute Mothers Day Sms
Happy Mother's Day
Means More Than Flowers And Gifts
It Means Saying Thank You
It Means I Love You
You Are My Mother, My Friend
Today Is Your Day!

Mother's Day Sms Hindi
Maa Ki Mumta Kaun Bhulaye, Kaun Bhula Sakhta Woh Pyaar, Kis Tarah Bataun Kaise Ji Rahae Hum, Tu Toh Baitee Pardesh Mein, Gale Tujhe Kaise Lagaun, Lekin Bhej Raha Hae Pyaar Ish Sms Mein, Tera Beta Meri Pyari Maa…

Mothers Day Sms And Quotes For Mom
I Take This Opportunity
To Thank You For
Your Immeasurable
Contribution To My Life.
Thank You Mom!
And Wish You A
Very Happy Mother's Day!

Mothers Day Sms For Friends
Happy Mother’s Day
Means More Than Flowers And Gifts
It Means Saying Thank You
It Means I Love You
You Are My Mother, My Friend
Today Is Your Day!

Happy Mothers Day Sms For Aunty
A Mothers Love
Your Arms Were Always Open
When I Needed A Hug
Your Heart Understood
When I Needed A Friend
Your Gentle Eyes Were Stern
When I Needed A Lesson
Your Strength And Love Has Guided Me
And Gave Me Wings To Fly
Happy Mothers Day

Mothers Day Sms To A Sister
Mother Hold Their Childeren's
Hands For A Short While,
But Their Hearts Forever.
On This Mother's Day
Extending You My Warmest Wishes
With Loads Of Love.

Mothers Day Sms For A Friend
The Miracle Of Life
Nurtured By A Woman
Who Gave Us
Love And Sacrifice...
Is Mother
Happy Mothers Day!!

Mothers Day Best Sms 2018
M O T H E R
M - For The Million Things She Gave Me,
O - For She's Growing Old,
T - For The Tears She Shed To Save Me,
H - For Her Heart Of Purest Gold,
E - For Her Eyes, With Love-Light Shining,
R - For She Is Always Right And Always Be.

Mothers Day Beautiful Sms
A Mother’s Eyes
See Into Our Souls Knowing Us
In A Way That No One Else Could Ever Hope.
A Mother’s Eyes Look Into Our Hearts
Knowing The Goodness
That Is There When We Are Blind.

Mothers Day Message For Long Distance/Apart
For The Best Mom
Who Always Had A Smile For Me
I Know We May Be Far Apart Right Now
So Here's A Great Big Hug And Kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mother's Day Best Sms In Hindi
Maa Ki Mumta Kaun Bhulaye,
Kaun Bhula Sakhta Woh Pyaar,
Kis Tarah Bataun Kaise Ji Rahae Hum,
Tu Toh Baitee Pardesh Mein,
Gale Tujhe Kaise Lagaun,
Lekin Bhej Raha Hae Pyaar Ish Sms Mein,
Tera Betta Meri Pyari Maa…

Best Mothers Day Sms Greetings 2018
Any Woman Can Be A Mother But It Takes Someone Special To Be Called “Mom”.
Happy Mother’s Day.

Mothers Day Christian Sms Quote
Being A Full-Time Mother Is One Of The Highest Salaried Jobs… Since The Payment Is Pure Love.  ~Mildred B. Vermont

Mother's Day Celebration Sms
Mother Love Is The Fuel
That Enables A Normal Human Being
To Do The Impossible.
Happy Mother's Day Mom!

Beautiful SMS Wishes for Mothers
I always pray to God,
May you live long,
May you always be with me.
Love you more than my life.
Love You Mom.
Happy Mothers Day 2018

Mothers Day Sms Messages In English

Mothers Day Sms Messages In English 2018, Mothers Day Sms From Daughter

Mother Language Day Sms Collection
There Is No Velvet
As Soft As Your Lap,
No Rose As Lovely As Your Smile,
No Path As Flowery As That
Imprinted With Your Footsteps.
Happy Mother's Day!

Mothers Day Sms Download
Once Upon A Memory
Someone Wiped Away A Tear
Held Me Close And Loved Me,
Thank You, Mother Dear.
Happy Mother?S Day!

Mothers Day Sms From Daughter 2018
It's Mom's Day
N I Am Here To Do My Favorite Activity Of The Day...
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Mmmmmm.... Putting My Arms Round U 'N Givin' U
A Tight Sqqqqqquuueeeeezzzeee.... To Say.....
Mom U R The Best!!!

Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day Sms Mothers Day Messages
Mom's Days Here!
N Here Is Me With A Bear Hug To Say...
Mom In Our Home Team U're The Star...
And U're Loved Not Just Today But Everyday!
Happy Mother's Day

Mother's Day Sms In English
On Mother's Day I've Got A To-Do List For U...

1 - Let Loose That Child In U.
2 - Toss Away That Chores (Just Try It For A Day)
3 - De-Stress Yourself From Worries!

Hey, What Do U Think About It?
Just Relax And Have A Great Mother's Day.

Mother's Day 2018 Sms English
Your Love Mother Runs Like A Stream Down From The Hills, Refreshes Us And Fills Our Hearts With Joy, We Cherish You So Much Mother.

Happy Mothers Day Sms English
Happy Mother’s Day To The Woman I Love. I Hope You Feel Every Day How Grateful I Am For You And For All You Do.

Mothers Day Sms Message For A Mother No More
I Cant Explain Mothers Importance In Any Word
Just To Remind You All That To Take Care Yours Mothers, Its A Gift Of God
I Lost My Mother, Please Pray For Her.
Happy Mother,S Day

Mothers Day Sms Messages In English 2018
I Always Pray To God,
May You Live Long,
May You Always Be With Me.
Love You More Than My Life.
Love You Mom.

Mother's Day Special Sms In English
In An Exam,
Chldrn Wer Gvn To Write An Esay On Mother.

A Cute Child Wrote:

"Combination Of Million Wrds
4m 26 Alphabets
Can Never Express My Loving Mom.":-)

Happy Mothers Day Sms English
Who Care For You In Loneliness?
& Dies When You Cry.
She Is No 1, But Your Sweet Loving Mother.
Love Your Mom First And Always.

Mothers Day Sms Messages In English
Smiles Of Happy Sunshine,
Arms Of Everlasting Love,
Touch Of Sweet Roses,
There Is Magic In The Air
Whenever You Are There,
Mother, Everything To You I Owe,
May All Pleasures Of Life Come Your Way.
"Happy Mother's Day"

Mothers Day Sms For Friends 2018
Once Upon A Memory
Someone Wiped Away A Tear
Held Me Close & Loved Me
Thank You, Dear Mother.

Mothers Day Sms For Friends Mom
Mom I Love You! Thanks For Everything You Have Given Me, Or Will Give Me. You Will Never Know How Much I Love You.

Mothers Day Sms For Aunty
Happy Mother’s Day Mum, Thanks For Always Being There For Me. You’re The Greatest Mother In The World.